DB Multiverse

HEHE SOMETHING LIKE THAT… WE DO HAVE JURISDICTION OVER YOU YA KNOW.

A FEW OFFICERS WE HAVE SETH AND JIYA HAVE BEEN GIVING US CONFLICTING REPORTS ON A PLANET CALLED “EARTH” SO WE’RE LAUNCHING AN INVESTIGATION.

YEAH YOU KNOW THE ONE. DIDN’T YOU GET STUCK THERE LIKE AN IDIOT? SEEMS LIKE YOU DIDN’T DO A GREAT JOB CLEANING THE PLACE UP OF CRIME EITHER...

ANYWAY, APPARENTLY THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE IN TRAFFIC TO EARTH AND CRIMINALS FROM OTHER PLANETS ARE LIKELY MEDDLING WITH EARTH AFFAIRS. I DON’T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT SOME EARTHLING POLICE CHIEF SENT US A MESSAGE BEGGING FOR HELP USING ALIEN TECH...

LISTEN JIORA, THE PATROL HAS MARKED THE HUMANS AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE FOR THE EXTINCTION BOMB. IF EARTH CONTINUES TO BE A HUB FOR CRIME THE PATROL WON’T HAVE A CHOICE...

IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HELP THE HUMANS CLEAN UP THEIR ACT, BY ALL MEANS GIVE IT A SHOT... BUT KEEP IN MIND THESE EARTHLINGS ARE REALLY EMOTIONALLY VOLATILE. BUT JIYA SEEMS TO THINK THERE IS HOPE FOR THEM. ANYWAY… THERE IS OF COURSE A BONUS IN IT FOR YA IF YOU CAN PULL IT OFF...

VERY WELL... I GUESS IT’S TIME I RETURN TO EARTH.